Reductress Article Headlines

I’m a huge fan of Reductress articles. As a creative exercise, I decided to create a few headlines of my own.

Reductress Headline Writing Samples

Woman Came to the Realization That She’s not Polyamorous, Her Boyfriend is Just Boring.

I’m not looking for a third, I’m looking for the one.

Roommate Creates a GoFundMe After Being Gaslighted Into Doing her Dishes

“Just $5,000 more and I can move into a luxury safe living space.”

How to Continue a Healthy Relationship With a Sopranos fan That Says “Gabagool” Every Time he Cums

But unlike Anthony, he’s broke.

Five Low-Cut but Professional Tops That Will Convince Your Boss That You’re too Hot to Work

It will save you a trip to HR but we're asking you to go home.

Depressed? Woman Eats an Entire Bags of Hint of Lime Tortilla Chips as a Cry for Help to her FBI Agent

It’s cheaper than getting a therapist.

Ally? White Friend Tells you About the Time his Grandfather Said the N word

Of course, I told him this was the 1960s anymore!

Courageous! Woman Rejected From over 100 Jobs Realizes You Miss 0% of the Shots You Don’t Take

I’ve decided to put my mental health first.

Uh No ! Self-Proclaimed Bimbo Hasn't Actually Had a Coherent Thought Since 2011

I was preparing for the Rapture.